Humans are not supposed to walk away from a collision with a bus and leave the bus worse for wear, so I guess that makes Austin Stewart of the Texas Tech Red Raiders an alien.
Stewart was involved in an accident on Texas Tech's campus on Wednesday when, while riding his scooter, he collided with a bus, according to the Dallas Morning News. But the amazing thing is that Stewart is reportedly just fine, with only minor injuries, while the bus took a serious hit.
The lessons here are twofold:
1) Stewart is
an alien lucky to have not been more seriously hurt, so practice safe scooting, kids;
2) If you are lucky enough to run into a bus with your scooter and inflict damage on the bus, try to make sure you have a person who will tweet that photo out to the world (with an, er, colorful caption) in your life, like fellow Red Raider and roommate Chris Payne.