Of course college football has all sorts of things in common with Easter. There's ... well, there are spring games. And there's Bobby Petrino* carrying on after his wreck. And there's an unlucky running backs depth chart and terrifying mascots and Master P and identical Gators and the Atlanta Easter stripper and so forth. See? Easter.
If that bunny were a college football coach, I think he'd be one part Turner Gill, one part Woody Hayes. What do you think?
* We did the best we could with the material available to us at the time. Further circumstances have us considering whether to make an entire Western trilogy out of this. Anyway, happy Easter!