Isn't the college football playoffs debate just one big game show? Of course it is!
It's time to join the SEC, Big 12, Big Ten and Pac-12 for a game of Football Feud, the world's longest-running college football game show. Observe as absolutely nobody can figure out what the very simple answer is, pray for the Pac-12 to return from orbit soon, get bummed out by the Big Ten and marvel at the blooming romance between the SEC and whoever the SEC chooses to hang out with for the time being.
Also in the news, Will Muschamp, the Independence Bowl and lots and lots of Jake Stoneburner puns.
Also! For your convenience, here's that playoff breakout discussion we're doing all that pointing over: