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Northwestern Hates Fun, Purdue Fun Doesn't Exist

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The above song-and-dance number, in which we finally get Jim Delany-sanctioned nude gopher action and Ohio State's mascot does the Carlton, features almost every Big Ten mascot. Almost every. Our Northwestern site reacts:

But wait, where's Willie the Wildcat? BTN.com investigated:

"Rutzen told us the mascots came up with the idea on their own and that everyone was invited. Northwestern and Purdue declined to participate..."

WHAT?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?! ?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I have never been more ashamed of my school than right now.

Also, Penn State's mascot is a terrifying sight.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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