Say you're an old college football coach. (Just go with me here.)

Say you're an old football coach who is known primarily for being 1) old and 2) oh, man, so old, you guys. If you're at a function and you're asked whether older coaches make better coaches -- which is basically the setup to nine out of every 10 "humorous" Hallmark birthday cards -- then how do you make yourself seem young, cool and hip? Why, with memes, of course!

Tom O'Brien of the N.C. State Wolfpack was asked this very question at the Triangle Pigskin Preview (which, believe it or not, is not what they call the cold opening to a Chili's) and decided to take this opportunity to bust out the already-sort-of-tired Bryce Harper meme. Take a look.

Tom O'Brien: "That's a clown question, bro" from The Wolfpacker on Vimeo.

Pffft, that meme is so six days ago. Get with the times, fogey.

/skates away on Heelys while texting

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