Police arrested Iowa's De'Andre Johnson late Thursday for suspicion of keeping a disorderly house. Not to be constrained in his creative take on being a scofflaw, Johnson was also arrested on Saturday — for, among other things, "eluding."
Johnson was pulled over for speeding on a motorcycle in Iowa City on Saturday night — doing 60 in a 25 mph zone, apparently — but did not immediately pull over for officers. Then, after being pulled over, he put the motorcycle in grass behind another vehicle, and told officers it belonged to a fictional "Jake," according to the complaint.
Eluding is a serious misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail.
Johnson is yet another casualty of the Angry Iowa Running Back-Hating God, who has smote at least 760 Iowa running backs since 2006*.
*statistic not verified