I'm not sure this answers the question, but damned if Steve Spurrier didn't give everyone a great quote.â†µ
Spurrier on not suspending 19yo QB who was arrested for driving after consuming: "I can have a beer here in the office and drive home."â†µ— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) August 11, 2012
If you're wondering, it's a Coors. He drinks Coors.