Watch 'Shutdown Fullback' Predict Some Stuff!

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How does the world's only college football show have the best idea what's gonna happen this season? Because it's the world's only college football show, genius.

Everywhere we go on our many expensive travels throughout North America, we're stopped and asked for our 2012 college football predictions.

"We cannot give them to you yet," we say, "as they are not ready."

Now, friends, they are ready. A few of them, at least.

What follows are some Week 1 viewing recommendations, your weekly dose of USC naysaying, the search for an internet animal player to replace the Honey Badger, a review of our typically dead-on prophesies from last season, a Fulmer Cup projection, and a lady who can play the drums dressed up like a ninja. I saaaaaid "a lady who can play the drums dressed up like a ninja," y'all!

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