Having already solved every power conference save the SEC, which is totally still coming, "Shutdown Fullback" turns its attention to ranking every team in the country, along with handing out superlatives (AND DIRTY SECRETS) for this season's elite announcer duos and listing some shit we're really looking forward to this season, much of it involving not Craig James.
Which team will take the top spot? More importantly, who's No. 121? And how does Kirk Herbstreit's beauty factor into all this? All featuring Erin Andrews, reporting live on the scene!
Also, we may have not hired the right Erin Andrews, because we went to school in the south, and, you know, spelling.
While we’re here, let’s watch some more of the many fine college football videos from SB Nation’s YouTube channel: