Arkansas: Manic coach on a 10-month contract? Nothing could possib-ly go wrong!
Auburn: Are we sure Hazzard County isn't in Southeast Alabama?
LSU: Don't mess with The Hat.
Mississippi State: They aren't going to blow anyone away, but don't sleep on the Bulldogs.
Ole Miss: At least you can win the party, guys.
Texas A&M: Congrats, you get to play in the SEC West!
Florida: Hey, they won two titles with inaccurate QBs before, right?
Georgia: They're still gonna get beat by a 7-year-old girl on their schedule.
Kentucky: Bounce passes work in basketball, why can't they work for Morgan Newton?
Missouri: "Oh boy, let's give the SEC a try, what could go wrong?"
South Carolina: Spurrier to coaches who watch tape while he has a tee time.
Tennessee: I like to think Lane Kiffin is the monkey and Derek Dooley is the dog.
Vanderbilt: Haha, James Franklin thinks he's a real SEC coach!
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