Illinois: Nobody's expecting Tim Beckman to get off to a fast start.
Indiana: Basketball starts in 2 months, guys.
Ohio State: "Hey boy, here are some tasty Urban Meyer cupcakes, just don't think about Jim Bollman for a bit."
Penn State: Been that kind of year for the football players.
Purdue: Upon realizing you're in West Lafayette.
Wisconsin: Bret Bielema: Age 5.
Iowa: "Whatever, AIRBHG, we're still here."
Michigan: Bama is Gumby.
Michigan State: Mark Dantonio is a Saban disciple after all.
Minnesota: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG MINNESOTA
Nebraska: "Ha ha, we're totally going to roll through the Big Ten, wait, shit!"
Northwestern: Ain't no party like a Northwestern party!
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