Kent State linebacker Andre Parker, you have just entered college football infamy. Worry not: this is a great place to be. Roy "Wrong Way" Riegels and Jim Marshall will be remembered for all time for their feats of negative yardsmanship, and it takes quite the achievement to enter their ranks.
(The real good news: it didn't matter, as the ball was dead anyway.)
The best part, of course, is that Towson players elected to prevent Parker from running all the way back into the end zone. See what we mean, NFL fans, when we keep saying the best thing about our sport is everything going completely wrong all the time?
There may never, ever be a more MACtion play. Might as well disband the MAC now.
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