Human Braxton Miller Is Faster Than Human RedHawks

Make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Thank you and enjoy the ride, courtesy of Kegs 'N Eggs.

Boy, oh boy, is the new Ohio State more fun to watch than the [run-run-screen pass-three yard out-punt-field goal-field position-trust the defense] Ohio State.

Someone should probably check on that Miami (OH) player and make sure he's okay.

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