Portland State Wants You To Get Horny

So the Portland State Vikings want you to "Get Horny." This isn't a slogan created by a random fan or anything of the sort. It's a slogan slapped on a t-shirt that's being sold online ... in Portland State's official team store. And it gets better.


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The shirt is pretty awesome by itself, but check out the shirt's description.

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That reads:

"It's okay to get a little hot and bothered for your favorite team, so give a raucous show of Vikings pride with this Horny tee. Featuring a team logo next to "Get Horny" lettering printed on the front, it's sure to catch everyone's attention so you can tell them about how excited you get for Portland State."

Excited. Yep!

You can buy this wonderful shirt right over here for a cool $17.95. Well worth it for the "horny" Portland State fan, or the college man or woman who wants a shirt with "Get Horny" front and center ... or, well, anyone.

H/T Tim Booth

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