Mark Dantonio just wasn't in a talking mood on Saturday. Michigan State beat Eastern Michigan, sure, but it wasn't anything convincing. And Dantonio didn't seem happy at all. So of course he took it out on reporters.
The question and answer portion begins about halfway through. Not only did he give short answers, but he also ended each answer with an emphatic NEXT QUESTION.
Other places this strategy is applicable:
"Would you like fries with that?" "Yes. NEXT QUESTION!"
"How was your day?" "Good. NEXT QUESTION!"
"What is the meaning of life?" "42. NEXT QUESTION!"
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