There's no putting lipstick on this pig
The Minnesota Gophers dropped their final game of the season and final game ever in the dome in memorable and embarrassing fashion.
| Final - 11.22.2008 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Iowa Hawkeyes | 3 | 24 | 14 | 14 | 55 |
| Minnesota Golden Gophers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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| FINAL | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Iowa | 3 | 24 | 14 | 14 | 55 |
| Minnesota | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Scoring Drives |
|---|
| Quarter 1 |
| 7:10 left: Iowa Field Goal - 35-yarder by Daniel Murray. |
| Quarter 2 |
| 12:50 left: Iowa Field Goal - 29-yarder by Daniel Murray. |
| 9:57 left: Iowa Touchdown - 9-yard run by Shonn Greene. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| 1:13 left: Iowa Touchdown - 3-yard pass from Ricky Stanzi to Brandon Myers. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| 0:27 left: Iowa Touchdown - 57-yard interception return by Amari Spievey. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| Quarter 3 |
| 9:21 left: Iowa Touchdown - 29-yard pass from Ricky Stanzi to Derrell Johnson-Koulianos. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| 4:58 left: Iowa Touchdown - 15-yard run by Shonn Greene. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| Quarter 4 |
| 14:54 left: Iowa Touchdown - 13-yard pass from Ricky Stanzi to Tony Moeaki. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| 11:13 left: Iowa Touchdown - 18-yard run by Jewel Hampton. (Trent Mossbrucker kick). |
| Team statistics | Iowa | Minnesota |
|---|---|---|
| Time of Possession | 37:37 | 22:23 |
| First Downs | 23 | 6 |
| Passing Yards Completions-Attempts Interceptions | 261 16-31 0 | 127 14-30 2 |
| Rushing Yards Attempts | 222 46 | 7 21 |
| Punt Return Yards | 134 | 0 |
| Turnovers Fumbles-Lost Interceptions | 0 0-0 0 | 3 2-1 2 |
| Penalties-Yards | 3-15 | 4-35 |
| Punts-Average | 4-48.5 | 9-41.4 |