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      <title>The Octonion: New Moon</title>
      <guid>http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/12/18/1207420/the-octonion-new-moon</guid>
      <author>Sean Keeley</author>
      <link>http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/12/18/1207420/the-octonion-new-moon</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:39:27 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;A secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as &lt;strike&gt;Mike Tranghese's&lt;/strike&gt; John Marinatto's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Wesleyan College student newspaper.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They are known as The Octonion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; Parental discretion is advised.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Somebody want to tell me what in the Flamerica University is going on around here?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br id=&quot;1261166601707&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;I don&amp;rsquo;t know what you&amp;rsquo;re talking about, sugar.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Don&amp;rsquo;t feed me cow chips and call it kobe beef, poochie.  You know what I&amp;rsquo;m talking about.&lt;/td&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;span id=&quot;__caret&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Everybody calm down, no one is going to the Big Ten.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve got enough to deal with right now, I don&amp;rsquo;t need that kind of headache.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Don&amp;rsquo;t flatter yourself.  I don&amp;rsquo;t think they&amp;rsquo;ll be that interested when you&amp;rsquo;re playing the PapaJohns&amp;rsquo;com Bowl next year.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;What are you talking about?  We don&amp;rsquo;t need Brian Kelly, we&amp;rsquo;ll be fine.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;HAHAHAHAHA&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;HAHAHAHAHA&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;HAHAHAHAHA&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Otto_medium&quot; width=&quot;55&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;HAHAHA&amp;hellip;Otto haz gigglez but duzn&amp;rsquo;t undurstanz wai.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Cut the shit, fruit.  We know you want in the Big Ten.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Otto_medium&quot; width=&quot;55&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Otto not commentin.  Iz Big Ten isshu, not Saracuz isshu.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Don&amp;rsquo;t feed us that line, Otto.  We&amp;rsquo;re not stupid.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Says the guy who hired Steve Kragthorpe.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;He won 8 games three times at Tulsa I&amp;rsquo;ll have you know.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ll have you know you embarrass the fuck outta us.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Go win a football game in October.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Ladies, are you done?  I wanna know who knows what, how they know it and what they know.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;That was hard to say for you, wasn&amp;rsquo;t it?&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;I feel lightheaded.  I need to take a breather.  Pass me a Keystone Dry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;He&amp;rsquo;s legally retarded but he&amp;rsquo;s right.  Knight, you know something&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;70&quot; alt=&quot;Knight_medium&quot; width=&quot;54&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Sir, I am offended! That barefoot plod I the cold ground upon with sainted vow my faults to have amended!&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;What is that? Gay English?&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;No, that&amp;rsquo;s not it.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;They say you&amp;rsquo;re talking to the Big Ten, Knight.  What about us?  What about your honor?&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;70&quot; alt=&quot;Knight_medium&quot; width=&quot;54&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on? How then? Can honour set to a leg? No. Or an arm? No. Or take away the grief of a wound? No. Honour hath no skill in surgery, then? No. What is honour? A word.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Next time can you just say &quot;no?&quot;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;A STRANGER ENTERS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;85&quot; alt=&quot;Brutus_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span id=&quot;__caret&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Oh hey fellas.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;WHAT THE FUCK?&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;How&amp;rsquo;d you get in here?&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;85&quot; alt=&quot;Brutus_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Otto invited me.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Otto you little shit!  You gave up our secret location???&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Otto_medium&quot; width=&quot;55&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Otto disavowz such nawledge.  I iz innosentz.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;85&quot; alt=&quot;Brutus_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s okay, Otto.  You can tell them&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Otto_medium&quot; width=&quot;55&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Okayz&amp;hellip;.Otto iz goin too Midwestz.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;NOOOOO!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;TRAITOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;USURPER!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;MOTHERSHITFUCKTITS!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;DICKFOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;70&quot; alt=&quot;Knight_medium&quot; width=&quot;54&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;UNWORTHY COUSIN!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Guys, guys&amp;hellip;let&amp;rsquo;s calm down for a second&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;How can you calm down at a time like this?&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Well&amp;hellip;because&amp;hellip;I&amp;rsquo;m going too.&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;NOOOOO!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;TRAITOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;USURPER!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;MOTHERSHITFUCKTITS!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;DICKFOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;70&quot; alt=&quot;Knight_medium&quot; width=&quot;54&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;UNWORTH...oh wait, I too am heading MidWest in search of glory.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;NOOOOO!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;TRAITOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;USURPER!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;MOTHERSHITFUCKTITS!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;DICKFOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Alright guys, we got it.  But look, it&amp;rsquo;s not so bad.  They&amp;rsquo;re really good guys.&amp;nbsp; And this'll give you a chance to have that potluck with Central Florida you keep talking about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;SHADOWY FIGURES EMERGE FROM THE, UH&amp;hellip;SHADOWS.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br id=&quot;1261167978151&quot; /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336244/ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336244/ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; alt=&quot;Ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s really quite nice in the Big Ten&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336238/sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336238/sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;95&quot; alt=&quot;Sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;You can watch your friends play on our network&amp;hellip;assuming you live near a bar that gets the signal&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336241/big_ten_tournamnet_152b.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336241/big_ten_tournamnet_152b_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;86&quot; alt=&quot;Big_ten_tournamnet_152b_medium&quot; width=&quot;64&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Even if you only score 17 points a game, that's cool.&amp;nbsp; Anything more is considered showboating here...&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336253/85522810.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336253/85522810_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;93&quot; alt=&quot;85522810_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;We&amp;rsquo;d love it if you could come too Bearcat, eh?&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;No way.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336244/ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336244/ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; alt=&quot;Ncf_g_pennstate_mascot1_200_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Come on, it&amp;rsquo;ll be fun.  You&amp;rsquo;ll be one of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336214/brutus_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;85&quot; alt=&quot;Brutus_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Yeah, one of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336253/85522810.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336253/85522810_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;93&quot; alt=&quot;85522810_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;One of us, eh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336238/sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336238/sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;95&quot; alt=&quot;Sparty-the-mascot-for-the-michigan-state-spartans-looks-on-in-the-first-half_medium&quot; width=&quot;68&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;One of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336241/big_ten_tournamnet_152b.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/336241/big_ten_tournamnet_152b_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;86&quot; alt=&quot;Big_ten_tournamnet_152b_medium&quot; width=&quot;64&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;One of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147797/otto_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Otto_medium&quot; width=&quot;55&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Onez of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147991/panther_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;74&quot; alt=&quot;Panther_medium&quot; width=&quot;59&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;One of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147999/knight_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;70&quot; alt=&quot;Knight_medium&quot; width=&quot;54&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;One of us&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Bearcat, don&amp;rsquo;t do it.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;I&amp;hellip;.I&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Sweetie!  Bubbe!  Please don't...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;I don&amp;rsquo;t&amp;hellip;I can&amp;rsquo;t&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Bro&amp;hellip;come on&amp;hellip;let&amp;rsquo;s hug it out&amp;hellip;like on Entourage&amp;hellip;you watch that show?...It&amp;rsquo;s the fucking bomb.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Not anymore&amp;hellip;it peaked in season two and hasn't been relevant or interesting since&amp;hellip;but&amp;hellip;still&amp;hellip;can&amp;rsquo;t fight it&amp;hellip;AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Bearcat?&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;My name is not Bearcat.  I am Locutus of Big Ten Org.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147975/husky2_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;69&quot; alt=&quot;Husky2_medium&quot; width=&quot;62&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;He's been assimilated!&amp;nbsp; NOOOOO!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147979/mountaineer2_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;76&quot; alt=&quot;Mountaineer2_medium&quot; width=&quot;67&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;TRAITOR!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147963/cardinal_medium.jpg&quot; height=&quot;81&quot; alt=&quot;Cardinal_medium&quot; width=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;USURPER!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147967/usfbull_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;67&quot; alt=&quot;Usfbull_medium&quot; width=&quot;74&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;MOTHERSHITFUCKTITS!!!&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat.JPG&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/147971/bearcat_medium.JPG&quot; height=&quot;78&quot; alt=&quot;Bearcat_medium&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Resistance, much like hoping for a meaningful Ohio State bowl victory, is futile.&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/tbody&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below (excuse the formatting issues on some of them, one day I'll get around to fixing): &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2007/06/enter-octonion.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enter the Octonion, Part I&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2007/06/enter-octonion-part-ii.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enter the Octonion, Part II&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2007/07/as-octonion-turns.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;As the Octonion Turns&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2007/10/octonion-strikes-back.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion Strikes Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2007/12/octonion-forever.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion Forever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/01/octonion-reloaded.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion: Reloaded&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/05/octonion-v-octonioning.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;The Octonioning&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/08/octonion-of-solace.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion of Solace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/10/octonion-viii-global-meltdown_03.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion VIII: Global Meltdown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/11/25/670463/the-day-the-octonion-stood&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;The Day The Octonion Stood &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2008/11/25/670463/the-day-the-octonion-stood&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Still&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/2/3/745357/octonion-revenge-of-the-fa&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion: Revenge of the Fallen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/8/3/971200/octonion-the-rise-of-cobra&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Octonion: The Rise Of Cobra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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      <author>LVS</author>
      <link>http://www.theonlycolors.com/2009/12/18/1207678/shocking-news-kirk-cousins-named</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:07:24 -0000</pubDate>
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          STARTER!
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After 12 games, today Mark Dantonio finally -- grudgingly, perhaps -- removed the &quot;OR&quot; designation that has&amp;nbsp;vexed us all season long:&amp;nbsp;your starting quarterback for the Alamo Bowl is shockingly not Kirk Cousins OR Keith Nichol.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://noise.typepad.com/hey_joe/2009/12/alamo-depth-chart.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;As reported first by Rexrode&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/msu/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/TexasTechDepth.pdf&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;later confirmed on the official site&lt;/a&gt;,&amp;nbsp;it's Kirk Cousins.&amp;nbsp; Period.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There's probably no need to rehash the arguments and incredulity about this topic; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonlycolors.com/2009/11/9/1123020/youve-gotta-be-kidding-me&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;that can all be found here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; This decision is the right one, and although it should have been made a long time ago, I'm glad it's finally happened.&amp;nbsp; The number of distractions and level of&amp;nbsp;drama is already far too high heading into an important game; thankfully, we&amp;nbsp;apparently&amp;nbsp;won't be bringing this particular controversy/saga/facepalm to San Antonio as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once more, with feeling:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;
&lt;table cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; sizcache=&quot;0&quot; class=&quot;tablehead&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; sizset=&quot;157&quot;&gt;
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&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;NAME&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;CMP&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;ATT&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;YDS&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;CMP%&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;YDS/A&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;TD&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;INT&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;RAT&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr sizcache=&quot;0&quot; class=&quot;oddrow&quot; sizset=&quot;157&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;
&lt;td sizcache=&quot;0&quot; sizset=&quot;157&quot; align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Kirk Cousins&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;185&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;301&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;2460&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;61.5&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;8.17&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;18&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;7&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;145.2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr sizcache=&quot;0&quot; class=&quot;evenrow&quot; sizset=&quot;158&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;
&lt;td sizcache=&quot;0&quot; sizset=&quot;158&quot; align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Keith Nichol&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;49&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;91&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;764&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;53.8&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;8.40&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;7&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;143.2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/tbody&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nichol has been good, Cousins has been better.&amp;nbsp; This is the correct choice.&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <title>Ranking the Big Ten Bowls by Difficulty</title>
      <guid>http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/18/1207054/ranking-the-big-ten-bowls-by</guid>
      <author>Law Buckeye</author>
      <link>http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/18/1207054/ranking-the-big-ten-bowls-by</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:48:55 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;It appears the mainstream consensus is that the Big Ten will suffer another disastrous bowl season.&amp;nbsp; Just yesterday, ESPN's Pat Forde &lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls09/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&amp;id=4748590&quot;&gt;predicted&lt;/a&gt; we would match last year's 1-6 performance.&amp;nbsp; A single win is a &lt;i&gt;long&lt;/i&gt; way away from the four wins necessary to escape with a winning record.&amp;nbsp; That got me thinking, just how high of a mountain do we have to climb?&amp;nbsp; Let's look at how the seven bowls stack up against each other in degree of difficulty (easiest to hardest), and the likelihood of a Big Ten win in each one.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;Don't forget to go back and&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/14/1200246/the-obligatory-predictions&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: #22357e; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;submit your Bowl Prediction sheet&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;for another chance to win a prize. For winning the regular season OPC, Seattle Hawkeye won...a hat. You may win...something cooler. Hardest bowls to pick so far are&amp;nbsp;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;Stanford-Oklahoma&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;and&amp;nbsp;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;PSU-LSU.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;7. Insight Bowl (Minnesota v. Iowa State) December 31st, Tempe, AZ&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's hard to get excited about two 6-6 squads going mano a mano on the NFL Network.&amp;nbsp; It's also hard for Minnesota fans to shake the stigma that Purdue would have been a better Big Ten representative on the national stage.&amp;nbsp; Although the Golden Gopher's offense is sometimes been less visible than the Emperor's New Clothes, Iowa State is the epitome of mediocre.&amp;nbsp; It ranked 8th in the Big 12 in total offense, and 11th in total defense during the regular season.&amp;nbsp; Minnesota ranked last in the Big 10 in total offense, but finished sixth in defense.&amp;nbsp; Sadly, I think this is the Big Ten's &quot;easiest&quot; matchup.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 70%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/229205/miami-football-ga_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Miami-football-ga_medium&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;6. Champs Sports Bowl (Wisconsin v. Miami) December 29th, Orlando, FL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Four games into the season it looked the &quot;The U&quot; had restored its swagger and was predestined to win the ACC.&amp;nbsp; The Canes held Georgia Tech to 95 rushing yards, before giving up 287 to Virginia Tech.&amp;nbsp; Wisconsin's offense is beautifully balanced (206 ypg rushing, 209 ypg passing), which makes me think they can do to Miami what they couldn't do to Florida State last year: sustain consistent drives.&amp;nbsp; The potential for John Clay to run downhill makes this game the second most manageable for the Big Ten.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 55%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;5. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Capital One Bowl (Penn State v. LSU) January 1st, Orlando, FL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Although neither team has a quality win, I have to give a slight edge to Penn State here because of its defense.&amp;nbsp; On the other hand, LSU has swapped helmet paint with a tougher slate of opponents, and might be battle tested.&amp;nbsp; It's clear that Les Miles has had issues focusing this team, and the pressure on him to win might compromise his preparations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 52%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


  
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Outback Bowl (Northwestern v. Auburn) January 1st, Tampa, FL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Northwestern's defense has had plenty of opportunities to prepare for the spread.&amp;nbsp; They also have a more than functional offense, and a coach that's as meticulous as anyone in his preparations.&amp;nbsp; Auburn's defense has been MIA since August.&amp;nbsp; Still, the Tigers led No. 1 Alabama for three and a half quarters, and if their performance in the Outback Bowl comes anywhere close to matching that effort, Northwestern gets bruised.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 45%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/229213/c3199804-2398-40fe-b84b-1b8b738a42e2_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;C3199804-2398-40fe-b84b-1b8b738a42e2_medium&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. Fed Ex Orange Bowl (Iowa v. Georgia Tech) January 5th, Miami, FL&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some people might be surprised to see me place a BCS bowl in the middle of the rankings, but I think Iowa matches up nicely against the Yellow Jackets.&amp;nbsp; If the Hawk's come up with a defense that contends with Tech's vaunted triple option (and that's a big &quot;if&quot;), the physicality of Iowa's offensive line can steal the show.&amp;nbsp; I've got faith in you, Norm Parker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 44%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;2. Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi (Ohio State v. Oregon) January 1st, Pasadena, CA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All eyes will be on Pasadena when the unstoppable &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/teams/Oregon&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Oregon Ducks&lt;/a&gt; meet the immovable Ohio State Buckeyes.&amp;nbsp; But beneath the strength-versus-strength storyline there's the reality that Ohio State might not be able to finish drives against a surprisingly fast Oregon defense.&amp;nbsp; So, the Buckeyes move the ball 60 yards and stall.&amp;nbsp; What about Oregon?&amp;nbsp; They'll be forced to to punt or settle for field goals through three and a half quarters.&amp;nbsp; The difference here, is Oregon's quick-strike capability&amp;nbsp; A few missed tackles in space and the Ducks can put the game out of reach.&amp;nbsp; Moreover they score on any play.&amp;nbsp; Ohio State can't.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 40%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. Valero Alamo Bowl (Michigan State v. Texas Tech) January 2nd, San Antonio, TX&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan State's porous secondary spelled disaster against the Red Air-Raiders, and that was before Mark Dantonio suspended eight players.&amp;nbsp; Without receivers &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6896/Mark_Dell&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mark Dell&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6987/B_J_Cunningham&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;B.J. Cunningham&lt;/a&gt;, and defensive back &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6931/Chris_L_Rucker&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chris L. Rucker&lt;/a&gt;, the deck is stacked against the Spartans.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Big Ten's Chances of a Win: 25%&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <author>Bama Hawkeye</author>
      <link>http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/18/1206017/big-ten-expansion-11+1-cant-equal</link>
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&lt;p&gt;Here's the thing about this Big Ten expansion: it's going to be a big deal. &amp;nbsp;Otherwise, it's not going to happen. &amp;nbsp;If adding a twelfth team only add to the Big Ten coffers by 9.09% (or 1/11th of the current total), the deal is a wash. &amp;nbsp;The Big Ten isn't going to add a school and expand for a wash. &amp;nbsp;They will only expand if the expansion creates an increase in funding above and beyond what they would have received otherwise. &amp;nbsp;If 11+1=12, expansion won't happen. &amp;nbsp;11+1 must equal more than 12.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now before you and tell me that the Big Ten will make big money from a title game, recognize that your point is ceded. &amp;nbsp;It will be a moneymaker for the league. &amp;nbsp;However, if the expansion does not increase regular season fees by at least 9.09%, each school will receive less money from the league during the regular season. &amp;nbsp;I will posit that if any part of this deal is a financial loss, it is not happening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 15px;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;TRE is your one stop shop for all things Big Ten Expansion related...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;Graham discusses&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2008/10/22/640888/part-1-who-should-the-big&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: #22357e; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;pros and cons of adding a 12th team&lt;/a&gt;...and&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/1/25/736117/what-the-big-10-would-look&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: #22357e; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;who it might be&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;Lake Erie M&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/11/30/1177117/the-big-tent-conference-fixing-the&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: #22357e; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;argues for mega-expansion&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;and a 14 team league&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;i style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-style: italic; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;BHGP lists the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/12/15/1201483/big-ten-expansion-warning-system#comments&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: #22357e; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt;4 most important issues&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;surrounding expansion.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; padding: 0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Chadnudj details the&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/15/1201552/big-ten-expansion-the-chadnudj-plan&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;benefits of the North/South split&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That's why, you need to think big, or get out of the discussion. &amp;nbsp;Big Ten expansion is not about &quot;finding a rival for Penn State.&quot; &amp;nbsp;Big Ten expansion is not about finding any local twelfth school so that the league can have a championship game. &amp;nbsp;Big Ten expansion is about increasing the percentage of college sports dollars that go directly into the coffers of each institution. &amp;nbsp;I am not saying this in a&amp;nbsp;derogatory&amp;nbsp;or&amp;nbsp;cynical&amp;nbsp;way. &amp;nbsp;It's exactly what expansion should be about. &amp;nbsp;If you're going to upset this apple cart by adding a new member, there better be some huge HUGE benefits. &amp;nbsp;That was what the league got when Penn State joined. &amp;nbsp;That's what the league should get now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So stop thinking small. &amp;nbsp;Join me after the jump and start thinking Big. &amp;nbsp;After all, it's in our league's name for a good reason.&lt;/p&gt;


  
&lt;h4&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 11px;&quot;&gt;Let's add that 12th Team:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember, think BIG. &amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;Here are the teams that I think by themselves can satisfy this requirement:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Notre Dame&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, it's the league's white whale (and I appreciate it that the Irish again hired a coach who can personally live up to that&amp;nbsp;moniker.). At the same time, it is still the most recognized name and brand in college athletics. &amp;nbsp;It would be a coup for the league. &amp;nbsp;It would be a perfect fit (and they'd find a way to get the Irish into the AAU; don't sweat that). &amp;nbsp;If Notre Dame would say yes (and they won't), this search would be done.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Texas&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you remember that&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/MYSA081405_3N_SWCbaylor_tech_1ca3e1c_html8528.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Texas reached out to join the Big Ten in 1993/94&lt;/a&gt;? &amp;nbsp;Shortly before the Horns and Aggies (along with the state's two successful piggybackers) joined the Big 8, Texas talked with the Big Ten about becoming the league's 12th member. &amp;nbsp;The Big Ten was under a self-imposed expansion&amp;nbsp;moratorium, though. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today, I don't see Texas joining. &amp;nbsp;They are the New York Yankees of the Big 12. &amp;nbsp;They have every conceivable advantage and limited revenue sharing. &amp;nbsp;Why would they leave that situation for long road trips (the shortest Big Ten trip would be longer than the longest Big 12 trip) and equitable payouts? &amp;nbsp;Do you think the Yankees would leave baseball's system for football's - where they would share (most of) their dollars evenly with Green Bay? &amp;nbsp;Texas is in a perfect situation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nebraska&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, the Big Ten wants to dominate the Omaha media market. &amp;nbsp;No, this would be about adding a football giant. &amp;nbsp;Tom Osborne, for one, would listen long and hard. &amp;nbsp;He's preached against the Southern-dominance of the Big 12 since its inception. &amp;nbsp;I don't know if the Huskers take the offer, but it's a much closer call than you might think at first blush. &amp;nbsp;And don't give me the &quot;Big 8/12 founding member tradition garbage.&quot; &amp;nbsp;It doesn't pay the bills.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Maryland&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is all about DC. &amp;nbsp;The ACC has the market surrounded. &amp;nbsp;The Big East has roots in the market (during hoops). The Big Ten can move on the area by adding the Terps. &amp;nbsp;It's a contiguous state, which could use the move to recruit in more fertile areas (Ohio and Pennsylvania). &amp;nbsp;Yes, Maryland is thought of as a basketball school first. &amp;nbsp;I don't think that stops the inquiry. &amp;nbsp;I don't know that Maryland jumps, but I bet they look long and hard at it. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Missouri&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Missouri has already said that they would entertain the offers. &amp;nbsp;Good for you, Mizzou. &amp;nbsp;Missouri feel like it has received a raw deal from the Big 12 in football each of the last three years. &amp;nbsp;The Big Ten would control, instead of split, the St. Louis market, while making an&amp;nbsp;entry into Kansas City. &amp;nbsp;Of the adding one combinations, this has the greatest&amp;nbsp;likelihood&amp;nbsp;of actually happening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Here's who is not on the list:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pitt&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like I said at the outset, this isn't about finding a partner for Penn State. &amp;nbsp;In 17 seasons, the Lions have developed a nice rivalry with Ohio State and a hatred for Iowa. &amp;nbsp;They don't need to bring their little brother school into the family just to have someone to kick around. &amp;nbsp;Also, Pitt adds nothing but a 12th team. &amp;nbsp;If you believe me when I write that this expansion has to be about more than that, then you know why Pitt won't happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rutgers&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm late coming around on this, but Rutgers adds nothing but a 12th team. &amp;nbsp;Rutgers doesn't &quot;give the Big Ten the New York market&quot; any more than adding Middle Tennessee State would give the league the Nashville market. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;West Virginia,&amp;nbsp;Cincinnati, Louisville, Syracuse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They don't add anything but a 12th team. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Iowa State&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now you're just being silly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h4&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 11px;&quot;&gt;Let's Think Bigger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An interesting&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/chi-17-big-ten-brite-dec17,0,3820862.story&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;article in the Tribune&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;yesterday tipped the Big Ten's hand. &amp;nbsp;They're not limiting their thoughts to 12 teams. &amp;nbsp;They are also looking at 14 teams league. &amp;nbsp;What? &amp;nbsp;Seriously? &amp;nbsp;Yes. &amp;nbsp;Who would this be?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How about Missouri, Kansas, and Nebraska. &amp;nbsp;Add those three to the league and you control the media markets of the upper&amp;nbsp;Midwest&amp;nbsp;and great plains states. &amp;nbsp;That doesn't add much. &amp;nbsp;But, you add one of the Top 10 football programs, one of the Top 10 basketball programs, and a legitimate contender in both. &amp;nbsp;That I find interesting. &amp;nbsp;How do these divisions strike you:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten North&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten South&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;or....&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten East&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten West&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Ohio State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Penn State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Nebraska&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Indiana&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Ohio State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Kansas&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Purdue&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Missouri&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Minnesota&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Kansas&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Iowa&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Iowa&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Missouri&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Indiana&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Northwestern&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Illinois&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Purdue&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Minnesota&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Nebraska&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Penn State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Northwestern&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Illinois&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like them, too. &amp;nbsp;I'm partial to the North/South alignment (playing each team in their division, their permanent rival across from them on the list, and one rotating school each year), but I wouldn't argue with the East/West breakdown either. It just doesn't lend itself as well to the split. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Would the three Big Twelve schools come together? &amp;nbsp;Yes, Kansas leaves K-State behind, but i don't think that they'd worry too much about that. &amp;nbsp;Coming together might make the move more palatable for the joiners. &amp;nbsp;I don't know enough about the numbers to know if it would make the league more profitable for the members, but my suspicion is that it would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you believe that the league will go for a more balanced geographic approach, maybe it's Missouri, Pittsburgh and Maryland. &amp;nbsp;Look what that could do:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten North&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten South&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;or...&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten East&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten West&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Michigan&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Ohio State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Maryland&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Missouri&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Michigan State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Maryland&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Penn State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Iowa&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Pitt&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Penn State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Pitt&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Minnesota&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Purdue&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Ohio State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Minnesota&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Indiana&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Illinois&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Iowa&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Missouri&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Northwestern&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Northwestern&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Illinois&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Indiana&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Purdue&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;When you add three teams, you're adding a championship game, but you're also adding 12 extra regular season games. &amp;nbsp;That's increasing regular season product by more than 25%, and likely adding a premium to the value. &amp;nbsp;It's a good deal for all involved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 13px;&quot;&gt;Let's Think Biggest&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reread the money quote from the Tribune. &amp;nbsp;The league is also considering 16 team options. &amp;nbsp;What? &amp;nbsp;Sixteen? &amp;nbsp;What would that look like? &amp;nbsp;My friends, it would look like the start of a playoff system. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten North&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten West&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Ten South&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Penn State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Iowa&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Ohio State&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Indiana&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Northwestern&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Minnesota&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Illinois&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Maryland&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Michigan State&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Missouri&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Pitt&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Purdue&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Nebraska&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;Kansas&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How would you schedule this for football? &amp;nbsp;Let's dream a bit. &amp;nbsp;Each team plays the three teams in their division, and four teams from another division. &amp;nbsp;The eighth game will be decided by standings and played on Thanksgiving weekend, with the first place teams facing off in the league championship semi-finals. &amp;nbsp;You could rotate what divisions face each other for full slates and what divisions meet head to head on Thanksgiving weekend. &amp;nbsp;Do you think that Big Ten semi-final weekend would get ratings? &amp;nbsp;TV Money? &amp;nbsp;Attention? &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know that this is a radical change from anything that college football has done. &amp;nbsp;And, I realize that these divisions will move away from the traditional rival system (thus, likely making it a non-starter). But, this is the time to think in these terms. &amp;nbsp;The stodgy Big Ten is allowing itself to dream right now. &amp;nbsp;It should be encouraged to think as big as it can.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 13px;&quot;&gt;Remember: Think Big&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over the next 12-18 months, you'll read periodic articles focused on one small addition to the Big Ten roster. Remember that won't happen. &amp;nbsp;If expansion occurs, it will be because the Big Ten was able to get Bigger.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;h/t on the title to&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/12/15/1201483/big-ten-expansion-warning-system#&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Frank the Tank&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h4&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 11px;&quot;&gt;Addendum:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We never said what we were going to name this Bigger Big Ten. Sure, we could stick with the easy moniker and keep the Big Ten. Or we could go to the Big 14 or Big 16. &amp;nbsp;But we can do better than that. We need something that demonstrates our dominance in college football. Something that shows that we will not only compete with those Southern units, but that we will dominate them. Got it...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h3 style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 13px;&quot;&gt;THE UNION&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
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      <author>Hawkeye State</author>
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&lt;p&gt;Episode 17, in the calm before the storm of bowl season, is a perfect opportunity to preview the Big Ten bowl slate with the only man who could compare LSU playcalling to a French absurdist play. &amp;nbsp;That's right: It's Spencer Hall, the Artist Occasionally Known as Orson Swindle, joining your hosts to discuss Auburn's Island of Misfit Quarterbacks, how the Alamo Bowl resembles the opening scene from &lt;i&gt;Monty Python's Meaning of Life&lt;/i&gt;, and things to do in Orlando when you're from Wisconsin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen below&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/BlackHeartGoldPodcast &quot;&gt;or on iTunes&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://mail.google.com/mail/html/audio.swf?audioUrl=http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/228996/BHGPodcast_17.mp3&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; height=&quot;27&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/228996/BHGPodcast_17.mp3&quot;&gt;BHGPodcast 17&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br id=&quot;1261092220188&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <author>Seth C</author>
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            &lt;strong&gt;27 days ago:&lt;/strong&gt; 
          
          Oklahoma quarterback Landry Jones, left, passes under pressure from Texas Tech defender Colby Whitlock, center, in the first quarter of an NCAA college football game in Lubbock, Texas, Saturday, Nov. 21, 2009. Oklahoma's Stephen Good is at right. Texas Tech won the game 41-13. (AP Photo/Sue Ogrocki)
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&lt;h4&gt;SS Cody Davis  vs. &lt;span class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;QB Kirk Cousins&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/183987/DT_texas_tech_logo_tiny.jpg&quot; /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Cody Davis (Strong Safety / 6-2 / 200 / RS FR) :: &lt;/b&gt; There were a ton of question marks regarding how the Texas Tech secondary would perform, especially after the loss of three-fourths of the defensive backfield.  In stepped Davis and FS &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/8767/Franklin_Mitchem&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Franklin Mitchem&lt;/a&gt; and although the numbers may not be too terribly impressive, 72nd in the nation in pass defense, but in comparison to the rest of the Big 12, the Red Raiders are better than average, good for fifth in the conference.  Davis is tited for second, along with CB LaRon Moore and CB &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/77732/D_J_Johnson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;D.J. Johnson&lt;/a&gt;, with six passes broken up and is second on the team in tackles with 72.  The general thought that when your safety is leading the team or near the top of tackles made, something is wrong with the defense, but I would guess that most Big 12 defenses suffer the same fate and the nice thing about Davis, and the entire secondary, is that he will hit.  Davis was recently named to the second team All-Freshman Defense by CFN, an honor that is well deserved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/225905/michigan_st_tiny.png&quot; /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Kirk Cousins (Quarterback / 6-3 / 202 / SO) :: &lt;/b&gt; Cousins is only 6th in the Big Ten in passing, but he helped the Spartans lead the Big Ten overall.  There's a lot to be said about the receiver situation, but Cousins still has his favorite receiving target in WR Blair White, while WR Keshawn Martin was Cousins' fourth favorite target.  Cousins completed 61.5% of his passes, averaged, 8.2 yards per attempt and had a touchdown to interception ration of 2.57 : 1.00.  There's this thought that the Spartans are purely a passing team, or perhaps pass a majority of the time, and the truth is that Michigan St. is about as close to even in terms of run to pass as you can get (387 runs and 393 passes).  Cousins has only had two multiple interception games (two against Michigan and two against Penn St.) which means that he's not prone to having awful games and throwing multiple interceptions.  Counsins best game of the year came against Minnesota where he completed 22 of 25 passes for 353 yards and two touchdowns.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;So-So Running Attack:&lt;/b&gt; Despite rushing the ball almost fifty percent of the time, the Spartans don't necessarily struggle to rush the ball, but aren't running down opponents either.  MSU ranks 79th in the nation in rushing offense and are 7th in the Big Ten at 135.92 YPG (for comparison purposes Michigan St. would rank seventh in the Big 12).  The running game is really a committee approach in that the Spartans have 5 players that average more than 20 yards a game, including &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/77182/Edwin_Baker&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Edwin Baker&lt;/a&gt; (47.14), &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/77193/Larry_Caper&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Larry Caper&lt;/a&gt; (40.27), &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/36766/Glenn_Winston&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Glenn Winston&lt;/a&gt; (34.00), &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/36762/Caulton_Ray&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Caulton Ray&lt;/a&gt; (22.29) and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6935/Ashton_Leggett&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ashton Leggett&lt;/a&gt; (20.83).  The MSU suspensions play a part here as Winston and Leggett are suspended for the bowl game.  I'm sure that this will have some effect on the role of the running game, but I'd imagine that the other three players will be more than capable of picking up any slack.&amp;nbsp; The truth of the matter is that MSU is their absolute best when they run as the Spartans &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/416/rushing/offense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;average 172 yards rushing in their wins and only 99 yards in their losses&lt;/a&gt; and as you would guess, the Red Raiders are their best when they limit the opponent rushing the ball, &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/700/rushing/defense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;allowing only 82 yards in Texas Tech's wins and over 210 yards in Texas Tech losses&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Solid O-Line:&lt;/b&gt; The MSU offensive line is actually pretty solid, especially from the sense that they allow Cousins to stay upright for most of the game as the unit has only allowed 1.08 per game.  This is a fairly veteran bunch as LT &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6960/Rocco_Cironi&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rocco Cironi&lt;/a&gt;, C &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6969/Joel_Nitchman&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Joel Nitchman&lt;/a&gt; and RG &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6967/Brendon_Moss&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brendon Moss&lt;/a&gt; are all seniors while RT &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/13641/D_J_Young&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;D.J. Young&lt;/a&gt; is a junior.  Texas Tech fans know that one of the keys to a successful season is keeping your quarterback up and having a fairly decent running game and the Spartan offensive line has certainly done that.  This will be a pretty interesting matchup as the Texas Tech defense (detailed more below) is second in the country in total sacks and thirtieth in the nation in tackles for a loss.  When we look back at the results of this game, it wouldn't surprise me in the least to think that how these two lines play will decide the game.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;DE&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;SR&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;6-3/254&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;32 tackles; 16.0 TFL; &lt;br /&gt;15.0 sacks; 3 forced fumbles&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I honestly had no idea that Sharpe had this in him.  In 2008, Sharpe played 10 games, had 1.0 sacks, 4 tackles and was virtually non-existent.  Sharpe didn't have a ton of opportunities in 2008, but he certainly made the most of them in 2009.  Sharpe, paired with fellow defensive ends &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/37996/Daniel_Howard&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Daniel Howard&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/8810/Rajon_Henley&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rajon Henley&lt;/a&gt;, has had a monster year terrorizing opposing quarterbacks, good for second in the country.  In fact, Sharpe really didn't get going until conference play and I believe that he completely missed or played only a handful (maybe 5 or so) plays against TAMU.  Of Sharpe's 15.0 sacks, 13.0 came against conference opponents, and although he was shut-out a few games, the defensive line as a whole had at least 1.0 sack every game and during conference play, the defense averaged 3.75 sacks per game.&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <author>Seth C</author>
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          Texas Tech's Baron Batch, left, eludes the tackle of Baylor's Antonio Johnson during the first half of an NCAA college football game, Saturday, Nov. 28, 2009, in Arlington, Texas. (AP Photo/ Waco Tribune Herald, Jerry Larson)
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&lt;h4&gt;RB &lt;span class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Baron Batch&lt;/span&gt; vs. LB Greg Jones&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/183987/DT_texas_tech_logo_tiny.jpg&quot; /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Baron Batch (Running Back / 5-11 / 205 / Jr.) ::&lt;/b&gt;You would guess that the offensive lines would have a little something to say about how this turns out, but I naturally thought that this would and should be a fantastic matchup through the game.  It's no secret that the Red Raiders have struggled running the ball, but I would also guess that most Michigan St. fans would expect or assume that Texas Tech doesn't have talented runners, an assumption that could not be further from the truth.  Batch may not rack up the yardage, but he may be the most gifted player on the Texas Tech offense and I would surmise that he might also be the hardest worker.  Batch ran hot and cold, much like the offense as a whole the latter part of the season.  Batch racked up pretty decent all-purpose yards the last 5 games of the year:  120 on 20 plays(TAMU); 136 on 22 plays(Kansas); 55 on 17 plays (Oklahoma St.); 204 on 32 plays (Oklahoma) and 71 on 20 plays (Baylor).  Other than the TAMU game, the way that Batch has rolled is how the entire offense has rolled, and this may be the biggest challenge for the team and offensive line (more on the passing portion below), but the MSU defense is 24th in the nation in rushing defense, giving up only 112.75 yards a game.  If the Texas Tech offense relies on Batch to make the offense go, then perhaps Leach is going to have to be creative to get Batch the ball.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/225905/michigan_st_tiny.png&quot; /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Greg Jones (Linebacker / 6-1 / 228 / Jr.) ::&lt;/b&gt; Jones is one of those guys where you shake your head and try and figure out how a guy can make so many tackles on the field.  Jones is averaging 11.75 tackles per game, 1.13 TFL, 8 QB hurries and 0.75 sacks per game.  Jones is a one-man wrecking crew.  And this isn't one of those instances where Jones only shows up against poor competition, does well and can't seem to make a play defensively.  Jones' lowest output in terms of tackles per game was eight, against Michigan and Western Michigan, while Jones best performances came against and during the meat of the season in a 4 game stretch:  11 tackles, @ Illinois (W, 24-14); 14 tackles, Northwestern (W, 24-14); 12 tackles, Iowa (L, 13-15); 12 tackles, Minnesota (L, 34-42).  Then, at the end of the season, Jones goes out against Penn St. and has 15 tackles in a 14-42 loss.  Not exactly the way a player would want to go out in this sort of loss, but it doesn't appear that this was Jones fault.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Passing Advantage:&lt;/b&gt; I think the Red Raiders have a fairly decided advantage in the passing game, despite your opinions about QB &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/8739/Taylor_Potts&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Taylor Potts&lt;/a&gt;.  The Spartans are 103rd in the nation in pass defense, allowing 251.58 yards per game, which is good for last in the Big Ten.  Not only did MSU give up a ton of yards through the air, they also gave up a conference high 29 touchdowns and only had 5 interceptions for the entire year.  The Texas Tech receivers aren't necessarily game-breakers, like a certain Mr. Crabtree, but there's certainly enough play-makers on the receiving end to make a difference.  And much like it has been the entire year, it's not just one player that has dominated  the receiving yards and I think that makes it tougher for opponents to game-plan for Texas Tech.I don't get the chance review other teams statistics very much, but there receivers have 410 total receptions for the year with 11 receivers who have 11 or more receptions:&amp;nbsp; Alexander Torres: 65; Detron Lewis: 55; Baron Batch: 51; Tramain Swindall: 48; Lyle Leong: 42; Austin Zouzalik: 32; Edward Britton: 32; Harrison Jeffers: 25; Jacoby Franks: 24; Adam James: 17; and Eric Stephens 11.&amp;nbsp; To think that this offense isn't diverse isn't at all accurate.&amp;nbsp; We've talked before about how this team may be missing a special play-maker, but almost every one of those receivers have led the team in receiving in a particular game.&amp;nbsp; Whether it was Torres against TAMU and Oklahoma or Lewis against Kansas St. and Nebraska or Swindall against Rice and Houston, etc.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Getting to the Passer:&lt;/b&gt; So, despite a poor pass defense, the Spartans are 12th in the nation in sacking the opposing quarterback at 2.67 per game.  The aforementioned Mr. Jones leads the team with 9.0 and it would be fair to say that the ability to get to the passer is a collective talent.  Including Jones, 6 players have 2.5 sacks or more for the year and of those 6 players, 3 of them are linebackers, which probably means that the MSU defense will likely stunt and blitz to pressure the opposing quarterback.  The Red Raiders were 92nd in the nation in sacks allowed, 2.50 per game, which was good for eighth in the conference.  It's been mentioned before, that the Kansas game is when the offensive line started to have some consistency in the starting lineup and after the first half where the KU defense recorded 5 sacks (not a knock on Doege, just making the point that some sort of light turned on with the line or a change at quarterback, Taylor Potts played all of the second half and the team ran the ball) that the Red Raiders have given up only 4 sacks for the past 7 halves of football.  I don' think anyone can claim that the protection has been perfect, but it's been better.  In fact, cfbstats sorts sacks by months and the offensive line was 9th in the coference in sacks allowed in &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/leader/25354/team/defense/split15/category20/sort01.html&quot; target=&quot;newwindow&quot;&gt;August/September&lt;/a&gt; giving up 6.0, the worst team in the conference in &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/leader/25354/team/defense/split16/category20/sort01.html&quot; target=&quot;newwindow&quot;&gt;October&lt;/a&gt; giving up 20.0, but rebounded nicely in &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/leader/25354/team/defense/split17/category20/sort01.html&quot; target=&quot;newwindow&quot;&gt;November&lt;/a&gt; giving up only 4.0 for the entire month.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;To Pass or To Run:&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp; It's no secret that Taylor Potts has struggled this year, at least by Texas Tech quarterback standards and it's also no secret that when this team is able to run the ball effectively, the more likely the win.&amp;nbsp; Again, turning to cfbstats, when Texas Tech wins, the Red Raiders &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/700/rushing/offense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;average 87 yards a game and in losses, it's only 67&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; The Texas Tech passing statistics back this up as well in that the Red Raiders &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/700/passing/offense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;average only 48 passing attempts in wins, but 56 passing attempts in losses&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; The Spartans are a bit different in that in their wins, the Spartans hold opposing offenses to &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/416/rushing/defense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;only 91 yards a game, but in losses, the defense gives 134 yards a game&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; The same could be said for the pass defense for MSU as the defense &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfbstats.com/2009/team/416/passing/defense/split.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;gives up 207 yards passing in wins, but almost a full 100 yards more, 296, in losses&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; These stats aren't necessarily eye-opening and they make sense, especially from Michigan St.'s perspective, but the one thing that does jump out at me is additional 100 or so yards the pass defense gives up in losses.&amp;nbsp; I don't know if the Texas Tech coaching staff is in a bit of a quandary in that the Michigan St. pass defense is obviously vulnerable, but the Texas Tech offense has had much more success when they run the ball (even if it's just 4 additional attempts a game).&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;6-2/196&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;65 Rec.; 791 Yards; 6 TD's&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Torres was not even close to the team lead in receiving yards or receptions, but over the course of the year, Torres has quietly been establishing himself as the the go-to receiver for the Red Raiders.  Torres really didn't have a &quot;break-out&quot; type of game until the Texas A&amp;amp;M game, where he caught 8 passes for 128 yards and a touchdown.  I never really thought that Torres was going to be capable of overwhelming a defense, but then Torres broke out for 163 yards on 11 catches and a touchdown against the Sooners.  I still don't think that Torres is going to physically dominate an opposing defense, but he's incredibly reliable, which is probably the reason he's been near the top of the team in terms of receptions all year.  Not to mention, Torres has shown the ability to make plays, and there were two spectacular catches, one against OU and one against Baylor, where he just went up and got the ball.  That will certainly endear a quarterback to a receiver relatively quickly.&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <author>KJ@theonlycolors</author>
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&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://noise.typepad.com/hey_joe/2009/12/izzo-update.html&quot;&gt;LSJ Blogs: Hey, Joe: Izzo update&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could really go either way on Draymond starting; I'd almost say we should just accept the slow offensive starts and have him ready to make sure there's a spark at the 4-minutes-gone mark.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hoosierfunball.blogspot.com/2009/12/pitt-goes-down-but-kentucky-too-much.html&quot;&gt;College Basketball Chronotope: Pitt goes down, but Kentucky too much&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was impressed with Jeremiah Rivers vs. Kentucky, too; 8 assists vs. just 1 turnover; strikes me as a pure, old school point guard in the tradition (not coincidentally) of his father.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0HXc-5kxOI&amp;feature=player_embedded&quot;&gt;YouTube - John Wall Dunks Over Indiana Player&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With his left hand.&amp;nbsp; Scary.&amp;nbsp; (HT: &lt;a href=&quot;http://rushthecourt.net/2009/12/13/atb-the-a-10-rises/&quot;&gt;RTC&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://purdueubball.blogspot.com/2009/12/defensive-poy.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PurdueBasketballBlog+%28Purdue+Basketball+Blog%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader&quot;&gt;Purdue Basketball Blog: Defensive POY?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More Youtube frighteningness.&amp;nbsp; And this guy's in our conference.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sippinonpurple.com/2009/12/13/1199158/northwestern-90-nc-a-t-65-wait&quot;&gt;Northwestern 90, NC A&amp;T 65: wait they really attempted 47&amp;nbsp;threes? - Sippin' On Purple&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And they made 20.&amp;nbsp; Good &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.basketballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=381&quot;&gt;way to win&lt;/a&gt; a game.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.umhoops.com/2009/12/11/numbers/&quot;&gt;Numbers | UM Hoops.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who'd have thunk the Wolverines would finally start creating turnovers with the 1-3-1 (DefTO%=24.7%) but find themselves at just 5-4 to start the season?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.detnews.com/article/20091214/SPORTS0202/912140420/1132/rss18&quot;&gt;Izzo praises Dantonio: 'Keep doing what you're doing, Mark' | detnews.com | The Detroit News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rather Hall incident: A topic so troubling it even makes Tom Izzo sound like he's befuddled.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.mlive.com/ganggreen/2009/12/michigan_state_defensive_tackl.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+msu-spartans+%28MSU+Spartans+Impact+-+MLive.com%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader&quot;&gt;Michigan State defensive tackle Jerel Worthy named CFN Freshman All-American | Gang Green - MLive.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, another MSU football player in the news for a good reason.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rivalryesq.com/2009/12/13/1199077/msu-tt-in-the-alama-bowl&quot;&gt;MSU-TT in the Alamo Bowl: Suspension&amp;nbsp;Impact? - The Rivalry, Esq.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Summary: Passing down formations will feature Blair White, Keshawn Martin, and two tight ends to be named later.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.freep.com/article/20091212/SPORTS07/91212003/1356/SPORTS/MSU-targets-Dream-Team-members&quot;&gt;Michigan State targets Dream Team members | freep.com | Detroit Free Press&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoping Karl Malone is one of them; could play some on the O-line, I think.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/12/11/1196231/brian-kelly-left-get-over-it&quot;&gt;Brian Kelly Left...Get Over&amp;nbsp;It - Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Truth is, Brian Kelly did it about as smoothly as one can, which isn't all that smoothly at all.&quot;&amp;nbsp; That's about right.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/12/12/1197156/barry-alvarezs-expansion-talk-has&quot;&gt;Barry Alvarez's Expansion Talk Has A Logistical&amp;nbsp;Problem - Black Heart Gold Pants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BHGP allowing itself to be limited by two dimensions: What about &quot;Higher Elevation&quot; and &quot;Lower Elevation&quot; divisions?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/The-Big-Ten-wants-to-expand-at-last-But-to-whe?urn=ncaaf,208264&quot;&gt;The Big Ten wants to expand, at last. But to where? - Dr. Saturday - NCAAF Blog - Yahoo! Sports&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pitt seems like the most realistic option.&amp;nbsp; Fits into current geographic footprint, natural rivalry with Penn State, Big East's future in football seems uncertain.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.crimsonquarry.com/2009/12/14/1199034/big-ten-exapansion-talk-again&quot;&gt;Big Ten expansion&amp;nbsp;talk...again? - The Crimson Quarry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good detailed rundown of the candidates; bolsters my case for Pitt?&lt;/li&gt;
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      <author>grahamfiller10</author>
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&lt;p&gt;Tearing on another team's disciplinary or academic problems is usually an uninteresting pursuit that can quickly turn against you. For every Ed Martin (Michigan booster who gave 280k to Chris Webber), there's a Maurice Clarett and a Charles Rogers.&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonlycolors.com/2009/12/9/1193554/michigan-state-football-players&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; So MSU's reputation, although tarnished by the fact that there are gangs of unruly Spartan football players roving around East Lansing, will remain similar to any other major program.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So will there be any REAL impact on the Texas Tech game? What does Leach need to know about &lt;i&gt;Animal House 2: When Players Attack&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;


  
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6944/Roderick_Jenrette&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Roderick Jenrette&lt;/a&gt;, 22, of East Lansing; conspiracy and three counts of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/36766/Glenn_Winston&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Glenn Winston&lt;/a&gt;, 20, East Lansing; conspiracy and two counts of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Frederick Smith, 19, Macomb Township; conspiracy and a count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6987/B_J_Cunningham&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;B.J. Cunningham&lt;/a&gt;, 20, Lansing; conspiracy and a count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/36770/Jamiihr_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jamiihr Williams&lt;/a&gt;, 20, East Lansing; conspiracy and count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6896/Mark_Dell&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mark Dell&lt;/a&gt;, 20, Lansing; a count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6935/Ashton_Leggett&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ashton Leggett&lt;/a&gt;, 20, Muskegon; conspiracy and two counts of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;J'Micheal Deane, 23, East Lansing; conspiracy and a count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6931/Chris_L_Rucker&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chris L. Rucker&lt;/a&gt;, 21, East Lansing; conspiracy and a count of assault or assault and battery.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All nine individuals are charged with conspiracy, which is a misdemeanor with a one-year maximum. The other charges are also misdemeanors, and have a 93-day maximum sentence.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You know what happens every time TO gets traded from a a team? Everyone breathes a sign of relief because&amp;nbsp; the negative distraction is gone. Might that be at play here with some of these players? Probably not. Dell, Cunningham, and Rucker were healthy and would have started versus TT if not for the Night of the Long Masks. Although the secondary was generally horrendous, Rucker was an aggressive corner, which is obviously helpful if DC Narduzzi had decided to pull up his corners in bump coverage. Dell and Cunningham were #2 and #3 in reception yards for Sparty, which leads me to believe that 1) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6926/Blair_White&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Blair White&lt;/a&gt; is going to be doubled, 2) we're going to see a TE in a slot position and 3) if a backup WR drops a ball early or runs a wrong route, there is going to be great wailing and gnashing of teeth &lt;b&gt;(H/T: Book of Job).&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is Mike Leach giggling like a schoolgirl &lt;strike&gt;in the hopes that Saint Nicholas will soon be there&lt;/strike&gt; because of the general upheaval that has enveloped the depth chart and pissed off some of the Spartan fan base? Probably not. Vegas will steadily increase that 8 point line for the Red Raiders and overconfidence can grow, which will give Leach incentive to push his troops. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/6903/Kirk_Cousins&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kirk Cousins&lt;/a&gt; is still around with his laser rocket arm, though featuring less weapons to throw too. Adversity usually has one of two effects on individuals: Either people step up and play more minutes than usual while making plays...or they wilt under the scrutiny and added responsibility. Blair White and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/players/36780/Keshawn_Martin&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Keshawn Martin&lt;/a&gt; are talented enough to play the whole game, while MSU's tight end depth is the best in the Big Ten. Both Sims or Linthicum are quick enough to play slot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A huge gut check is in line for Michigan State at the Alamo Bowl. Will they go out like Jim Bowie, cursing and firing until bayoneted? Or will the tumult and addition of walk-ons getting PT be too much for the Spartans to endure?&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <author>Mark Kieffer</author>
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&lt;p&gt;Everyone and their grandma has been ranking the bowls......Except for me. So I figured that I should jump in on all the fun, and talk about the 2nd season of College Football: &quot;Bowl Season&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I am in the camp of those who think there are just way too many bowl games. I'm not going to lie. It takes quite a bit to get me hyped up for a bowl game. To be honest, almost every year I set out to try and watch every bowl game, and every year I end up watching a handful of bowls, but mostly college basketball.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This year, I'm not making any promises like that, especially when it's quite possible I'll be going down to Tempe for the bowl game. At the same time, I will make the effort of watching a handful of games, and I figured I would share my process of elimination with you, by doing a countdown of bowl games that I am looking forward to most.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Part 1 of this three part series, I'm going to countdown the 14 bowls that I find the least exciting. I'd characterize this group by saying that I could watch some of these games, but I'm certainly not rearranging my life to watch them. I can safely say that if I somehow did not watch a single game from this group, I wouldn't be too disappointed.&lt;/p&gt;


  
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#34: New Orleans Bowl (Southern Miss vs. Middle Tennessee State), 12/20/2009, 7:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have absolutley no reason to get excited about this game at all. I thought Southern Miss would be a better team than they were, but they ended up being just another 7-5 midmajor. If you're hardcore, on paper these teams look pretty even in regards to scoring. It could be a close game. Accuscore has Southern Miss as a 54% favorite. Whatifsports.com has Southern Miss, just edging the victory as well. Fortunatley for me, the Vikings play the Panthers on that Sunday night, so I will be watching that as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#33: New Mexico Bowl (Fresno State vs. Wyoming), 12/19/2009, 3:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There have been years in the past, when I've flicked on the game, because it's the 1st one in the season, and it's been a bit of a novelty. Usually, I can't watch past the 1st quarter. This year, I will probably try and attempt the same thing, but will end up doing something else. Not a knock on Fresno State which is a decent team, but moreso on Wyoming. On paper, this has the makings of a blowout. With Fresno State, you have one of the best offenses in the nation, averaging 436 yards/game and about 34 points scored. With Wyoming, you have one of the worst offenses, averaging 298 yards/game, and about 17 points scored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#32: Little Caesar's Bowl (Marshall vs. Ohio), 12/26/2009, Noon CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What ranks this game here as opposed to last, is probably the fact that Marshall has a new head coach from the regular season now. Since there is a &quot;craziness&quot; possibility to this game, I may watch the first few series.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#31: Hawaii Bowl (Nevada vs. SMU), 12/24/2009, 7pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The biggest thing this game has going for it, is that there is no College Basketball at all that night, no other College Football that night, and no NBA either. There is a Chargers vs. Titans game on the NFL Network, but that's it as far as sports go. People wanting their sports fix might be tuning into this one. Or maybe they will do something with their families on Christmas Eve (for those that celebrate it).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#30: GMAC Bowl (Central Michigan vs. Troy), 1/6/2010, 6pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This actually is a decent matchup among mid-majors. It really is. The biggest problem with this bowl is that it's sandwiched right between the Orange Bowl and the BCS Championship Game. I might watch some of it, as I wait for the Iowa State vs. Duke game, but that's about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#29: St. Petersburg Bowl (UCF vs. Rutgers), 12/19/2009, 7pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know Rutgers is 8-4, but they went 3-4 in the Big East. Also, this is practically a homegame for UCF. Just not a lot about this game to sell me on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#28&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;b&gt;EagleBank Bowl (UCLA vs. Temple), 12/29/2009, 3:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can't say much about this one, other than I'm probably not going to watch it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#27: International Bowl (South Florida vs. Northern Illinois), 1/2/2010, 11am CST, ESPN2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don't think I've ever watched the International Bowl and this matchup isn't really changing the chances of that happening for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#26: Armed Forces Bowl (Houston vs. Air Force), 12/31/2009, 11am CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The thick of the CUSA schedule exposed Houston as a paper tiger, it could be a close game. It is an interesting matchup in Houston has the best pass offense in the nation, while Air Force has the best pass defense in the nation. There's not enough there for me to take an interest, especially if I'm in Tempe getting ready for the Insight Bowl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#25: Alamo Bowl (Michigan State vs. Texas Tech), 1/2/2010, 8pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michigan State is a disappointment this year. I think many thought they had an outside shot to compete for the Big 10, and instead they finish 6-6. To add insult to injury, they also suspended 8 guys and kicked 2 off the team for some off the field drama. There's no reason why Texas Tech shouldn't roll this team by 21.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#24: Meineke Car Care Bowl (Pitt vs. UNC), 12/26/2009, 3:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On paper, Pitt should roll UNC. I just wonder how they will play coming off that disappointing loss to Cincy. It seems like when a team gets snubbed or loses a tough championship game like that, they don't come in ready to play.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;UNC is just manic with their play. Some weeks they look great and beat Virginia Tech, while others they are losing to NC-State. Overall, I see the makings of a potentially sloppy game&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#23: Humanitarian Bowl (Bowling Green vs. Idaho), 12/30/2009, 3:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch the weather forecast for this one. If it's a clear, calm day, it's going to be a shootout with my man Freddie Barnes tearing it up, and I'm going to want to watch it! If it's blizzard conditions, or just a day condusive to running the ball a lot, this bowl belongs in the #34-30 range.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#22: Music City Bowl (Kentucky vs. Clemson), 12/27/2009, 7:30pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;C.J. Spiller is the reason to watch this game. If you haven't seen him play before this would be a good spot to see him as I have a feeling he'll have a big game in this one. Kentucky has a bad rush defense. That said, I see this as a Clemson romp, so I'm not exactly expecting a good game from this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#21: Papajohns.com Bowl (South Carolina vs. UConn), 1/2/2010, 1pm CST, ESPN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;South Carolina really perplexes me. Spurrier is supposed to be this offensive genius, but South Carolina seems to have had sucky offenses since he took over. I'm rooting for UConn in this one. With everything they've gone through this season, how nice would it be to see the Huskies get a bowl victory?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Part 2 of this series, I will count down the next tier of bowl games in terms of what I'm looking forward to. Look for that on Tuesday. In the meantime, feel free to join in on the conversation.&lt;/p&gt;

  


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