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Tim Tebow, Brett Favre, And The Gunslinger Prophecy: An Evangelical Tract

What does this mean? Why should we care about Brett Favre or Tim Tebow? And what's all this 'Gunslinger' business, anyway? Find the answers here.

Dec 6, 2011 - Dear friends,

It seems that many of you are unfamiliar with the Gunslinger. What is the Gunslinger all about? Who is the Gunslinger, anyway? Is it Brett Favre? Is it Tim Tebow, as some say?

Well, I have written this tract in the hope that you and others may understand. I hope it finds you well. And if the story of Gunslinger has touched your life, as it has touched mine, I encourage you to share this tract with your friends and family, so that they may also hear the Good News.

Yours in Gunslinger,

Jon

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Based on the tract "Bad Bob", written by Jack Chick in 1983

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You have never read a sportswriter more recently than Jon Bois. He is an associate editor at SB Nation, he is an enthusiast of the Chiefs, Braves, and Royals, and he lives in Louisville, Kentucky.


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Amazing post!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 6, 2011 10:28 AM EST reply actions  

Of course!

Favre shows his penis to strangers. Tebow cuts strangers’ penises. It’s all so clear now.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 6, 2011 11:46 AM EST reply actions   4 recs

Sacrilege

at it’s finest.

"Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three."
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by humee? on Dec 6, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

The Runslinger?

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

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by Londonjoe on Dec 6, 2011 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

You win the Internets

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Good day, sir.

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by szquirrel on Dec 6, 2011 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

I am so confused

Tim Tebow is Denver's 2012 starting QB. I'm not even a little sorry that offends some of you.

I stopped watching the NFL when Jerry Jones fired Landry. Tebow has brought me back and for that I am grateful.

by JOEGATOR15 on Dec 7, 2011 7:53 AM EST reply actions  

I can relate

I grew up believing that it would be Don Majkowski who would lead us back to the Super Bowl, not a mythical Gunslinger.

by schraderfan on Dec 10, 2011 11:17 AM EST reply actions  

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