Yeah, the Sloppy Roethlisberger probably isn't it. But it should be. Next time, plan ahead.
Before you watch the video (fair warning -- the language gets a little saucy), here's the breakdown from the chill bros over Epic Meal Time, as introduced by their Big Ben look-a-like:
- This ridiculously large burger contains 138,226 calories. So make sure you're eating it with a friend or 12.
- Meat check: 20 pounds of bacon (ground and strips), 13 pounds of ground beef, 11 pounds of sausage.
- Garnish check: Jack Daniels, onions, a gigantic branded bun (that's how they do buns, playa. Stop hatin'), and shredded (then melted) cheese. And a sweet injection of blown barbecue sauce.
It all adds up to a 50-pound Super Bowl Burger. Nice work, bros; we're sure the real Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback would be proud.
Full Sloppy Big Ben Roethlisberger video after the jump.