Back when BYU caused all that controversy and kicked Brandon Davies off their top-five basketball team for violating the school's honor, there were two questions that popped up most often. First, how could any college kid be expected to survive that system?â†µ
And second, how did a notorious lush like Jim McMahon survive his time in Provo?â†µ
Finally, we have an answer for that last one:â†µ
McMahon said he had a simple method for maintaining his football eligibility when he played at BYU: "You had to find girls who kept their mouths shut."â†µ
"Find girls who keep their mouths shut." ... A new slogan for BYU admissions? Maybe!