In the second round of the NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears selected Oregon State defensive tackle Stephen Paea. You may already recognize Paea from that time he lifted 11,025 pounds within 60 seconds.â†µ
That, from February, is Paea setting a combine record. The Bears drafted him for his uncanny ability to bend his arms toward his body and them stretch them directly outwards a whole lot of times. That's all football is, really.