As the Summer Of Darnell Dockett continues, we have a new anecdote to share. This past weekend in Portland, I was talking to an ex-college football player who told me that while Darnell Dockett was at FSU, he drove an ambulance with a hot tub in the back.
We can only hope he spent offseasons parading around campus, inviting coeds for a ride with "Dr. Dockett." (An image that's both a comedy dream come true and 100% nightmare fuel).â†µ
The context of this story is irrelevant, isn't it? Who knows if it's even true. I'm just glad it might be. Most importantly, you'd believe it. And so, it's offiicial: After an arduous search, football finally has a worthy counterpart to Ron Artest. No Dockett story is too crazy to believe, and ... *winks* ... that's why we love him.â†µ