Bill Belichick doesn't want the Patriots' Chad Ochocinco to tweet. Which, duh: Bill Belichick is to tweeting what dinosaurs are to space shuttles.â†µ
So it should also be no surprise that Belichick's jokes about it are just as ossified as his views.
MyFace? Oh, man, Billy Crystal's so stealing that for the 2007 Oscars.â†µ
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