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by Andrew Sharp • Aug 24, 2011 10:20 AM EDT
And, of course, it all comes back to Washington's fickle, morbidly obese mistress.
If you were one of the handful of Washingtonians that managed to resit making an Albert Haynesworth joke related to Tuesday's surreal, 5.9 earthquake, then you should be congratulated. (I chose an Andray Blatche joke instead). On the other hand, Michael Jenkins of Comcast Sports Net deserves at least a nod for managing to work an Albert Haynesworth earthquake joke into an actual TV broadcast. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and watch this D.C. anchorman go crazy.
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