Sure, Cam Newton can produce long, winding and eventually overpowering touchdown runs against amateur teams filled with less-talented players, but can he do the same once he starts playing NFL teams some day? Oh man! Cincinnati Bengals humor. You guys saw that one coming from a mile away, and it was still awesome.

Here's Cam early Thursday night:

Still, it is a little scary to see Newton treating an almost-NFL defense like it's Patrick Peterson just clinging to his back. Yes, yes, yes, sure, fine, it's just one touchdown run, and he didn't really do anything all that unbelievable and two or three Bengals players ended up blocking each other at one point, but for the NFL fan who doesn't watch college football, this is a little taste of what the Heisman winner might start to produce on the regular.

Now you see what all the fuss was about?