Arian Foster Pounces On Colin Cowherd After Injury Joke

If this sidebar blog put together its own All-NFL team, Arian Foster would be its starting running back. After he single-handedly solved the NFL lockout while chilling at Chick-fil-A, he can pretty much do no wrong. Sunday, ESPN's Colin Cowherd charged into Foster's domain -- Twitter -- clearly unaware of what he was getting into.

It all started when the recently injured Foster took his fantasy football-obsessed followers to church, leading Cowherd to ... OK, here's the entire exchange:

4 those sincerely concerned, I'm doing ok & plan 2 B back by opening day. 4 those worried abt your fantasy team, u ppl are sick    

Hey Arian Foster---
'We really do care about you as a human too. Um,now about that hammy?
--signed, everybody    

Did you want to be a critic as a child? Or did your dreams die with your humility?    

The best thing about Foster's overwhelming dismissal is how unrelated it is to Cowherd's zing. It's like Foster has been raring for a reason to have Cowherd sit down and think about what he's done. It's for your own good, really.

Namaste, and #TeamArian.

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