American Mustache Institute: "Don't you know that the Bible speaks of angels falling and dying when their mustaches are shaved?"â†µ
Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers: "I'm not familiar with that story, per se, but I live by a few credos, and one is that if you're under 30 and without children and not married, it's very risky to be a full-time mustache-wearer. I'm sure you guys are aware of those laws of the universe."
There's seven minutes of this here, and it's all at least as wonderful as that exchange above.â†µâ†µ