Predict new Indianapolis Colts Head Coach,win 2 Super Bowl Tics! 1 guess only,u must guess by midnight tonight EST,Abby's hatpick! GOOD LUCK— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 24, 2012
If you predict Rob Lowe,I'll have to hunt you down like a rabid rat in the dark night and tease your kin and soak ur shoes n salted waters!— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 24, 2012
Go make your pick ASAP and if you're lucky you'll win, and maybe even make friends with Jim Irsay, which would be pretty much the coolest thing ever.
Disclaimer: For what it's worth, he Colts owner has always seemed pretty unstable and little bit scary. But damnit, he's got a billion dollars. Those are the best kind of unstable friends--the ones with enough money and power to be every bit as unstable as they want. Nobody will ever hunt them down and soak their shoes in salted waters. America!