Oh no. It's a collection of terrible puns about Week 7 in the NFL. Why do we do this to ourselves?
As pointed out by Mike Tunison, Sports Illustrated's Peter King wrote today that Robert Griffin III is "the NFL's Bono." King didn't expand on the metaphor, so don't try to make sense of it. It's just mental diarrhea, and the only thing you should try to do with it is think of U2 songs that apply to the Redskins. Actually, you shouldn't do that, but we did it anyway for this week's Punday Morning Quarterback. Sorry!
(We are not sorry, not really.)