Like all men who have reached their breaking point, Jason Witten decided to excercise his demons a healthy way: Taking out his agression on the elderly.
Where does the burden of responsibility lie? Not only did the old man running sound have a clear view of the field, but he had a GIANT CONE that amplified the sound. One would think that a giant, hulking football player who was ten feet from you might peak your interest.
On the other hand we have Jason Witten, who could be a little more sensitive to the needs of the elderly.
We're siding with the old man on this one. Witten, you should be ashamed of yourself.