Philip Rivers has facial hair now, but there aren't NEARLY enough photos of it on the internet. Let's change that.
ATTENTION INTERNET CITIZENS! PHILIP RIVERS IS GROWING A MUSTACHE. I REPEAT, PHILIP RIVERS IS GROWING A MUSTACHE. IN LIGHT OF THIS GROUNDBREAKING EVENT, ALL OTHER FUMBLR BLOGS HAVE BEEN CANCELED OR POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK, WHICH, LET'S BE HONEST, WILL PROBABLY JUST BE MORE PHILIP RIVERS MUSTACHE PHOTOSHOPS.
Hey Phil, how about a game without an interception?
"No I can't go for that."
"Referees use condoms. Pass it on."
Way more compelling than Daniel Day-Lewis, if you ask me.