Tailgate Judgment: What did you have to eat and drink on game day?

Mario Tama

Did you watch football this weekend? Did you attempt to eat and/or drink things while doing so? Would you like to be judged? Leave a comment describing your food and/or drink, and Jon will rate it from 1 to 10.

Hi, friend. At this point I'm comfortable with addressing you as, "friend," because I feel that I have come to know you quite via your reports of things you have eaten and/or drank while watching football. Sometimes, your tastes are delightful. At other turns, you disappoint me terribly. Such is the nature of friendship.

I realize that your decision to eat food is largely motivated by a desire to impress me. Don't worry, I'm here for you, because that is what friends do. If you're so inclined, please leave a comment below that describes what you ate, drank, or both while watching football Saturday or Sunday. I will then, time permitting, rate your food and drink on a scale of 1 to 10.

Remember that I am not out to hurt your feelings, but that sometimes you leave me with little choice. Also, please note that while I may not be able to rate every single report, I will certainly get to as many as I can.

Let's hear it, pal ...

... What did you have to eat and/or drink while watching football this weekend?

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