What the heck are you supposed to do with your pumpkins after Halloween is over? If you live in Wisconsin, there is only one obvious choice with what to do with food:
Put it on your head.
Pumpkinheads are entirely seasonal and not likely to get their own horror movie franchise.
These guys are pretty cool with their stylish Autumn wear, but "Aviator Guy" in row two has the right idea. Let's spice these pumpkins up a little.
Much better. Because while pumpkins will be out of style any day now, aviators have already been out of style for a decade.