The List: Plenty of questions raised by players missing games for babies being born

David Banks

Mike Florio said, "Players missing games for babies being born raises plenty of questions." Tom Ziller and I have compiled those questions.

  • Should I drop [player] a round in my fantasy draft if his wife is pregnant?
  • Do babies get playoff shares? If so, why? They didn't do anything.
  • Will the Falcons ever win a playoff baby?
  • Do you mean to tell me Antonio Cromartie isn't a careful family planner?
  • Should Jaguars players avoid scheduling babies for when they'll be on Hard Knocks ha ha they'll never be on Hard Knocks
  • Brittfarr never missed a Wranglers commercial game for no babies. Discuss.
  • If Beyonce has a baby during the Super Bowl halftime show will you be all grossed out?
  • Are babies ruining the NFL?
  • Which is Wes Welker better at delivering: in the clutch or a baby?
  • Can we add a Delivery Room Cam to Red Zone so players who cannot miss a game to witness the birth of their child can at least read some tweets about it?
  • Roger Goodell's baby is probably an asshole.
  • Should players apologize to their coaches for letting them down by being fertile and having hearts?
  • Baby Ray played 116 career games for the Packers, none of which he missed in order to give birth to himself. What's your problem?
  • What if it's a beautiful baby?
  • Now that the liberals are in charge, can [something something abortion]
  • Aaron Rodgers snubbed his baby.
  • Is it a $5,000 fine for slapping a newborn baby on the ass, or is it a $15,000 penalty?
  • Should we ban football players who can make babies?
  • When a woman loves a man very much she invites him into her special place, and that's where babies come from, Mike Florio.
  • Babies are not dog babies; those are called puppies.
  • Why can't football players be abstinent from January through April so special babies aren't birthed during fantasy football season?
  • Why are football players with families so soft?
  • Arrests.
  • Can players miss games to deliver other people's babies?
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