Mark Sanchez is holding a clipboard

Hopefully he is better at that than being a quarterback.

Mark Sanchez has been benched. Some may say a bit too late, but it's Greg McElroy's time to shine or whatever it is Jets quarterbacks do.

Handsome Mark is relegated to clipboard-holding duties, and the way things are going for Sanchez, even that might be a scary proposition. Here are some things that could go wrong with Mark Sanchez holding a clipboard and writing:

  • Stabbing self and/or others with a pencil
  • Dropping the clipboard, stepping on it and breaking it then somehow getting a splinter in his foot
  • Throwing the clipboard on the field, and Bilal Powell trips and falls, tearing his ACL
  • Writing a private journal about the plight of being Mark Sanchez, letter is found and published in the New York Post
  • Playing Tic Tac Toe by himself and losing

What do you think Mark is writing about?

For more on the New York Jets, check out Gang Green Nation, or for more news and notes from around the league head on over to the SB Nation NFL hub.

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