It's Saturday Night Monday Night Football, and that means much like Outback Steakhouse (which coincidentally happens to be Jon Gruden's favorite restaurant since every restaurant is Jon Gruden's favorite restaurant) there are no rules, just right.
No immediate word about whether or not this drawing relates to Chris Berman's earlier comments during Saturday Night Monday Night Countdown about Matthew Stafford needing more work "below the waist."
This has been expert crack investigative journalism from me. Quite an upgrade from covering high school girls basketball in Eastern North Carolina a year ago. Things are certainly looking up.
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