Chris Trotman
Henry Hynoski, known affectionately as the Rhino, did everything he possibly could to live up to his nickname after he scored a touchdown against the Eagles.
Henry Hynoski is the New York Giants' fullback, so he doesn't score touchdowns. When he finally scored against the Philadelphia Eagles to make it a 42-7 embarrassment, he did something wonderful. Just wonderful.
That's Henry "The Rhino" Hynoski, doing just about the best imitation of a rhino a human person can do. Breathtaking really. Like we're in the tall grass of the Serengeti, and there are tsetse flies buzzing everywhere, spreading disease.
Unfortunately for the Giants, the Chicago Bears are winning easily over the Detroit Lions, meaning the G-Men will likely not make the playoffs to defend their Super Bowl title.



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