Henry Hynoski is the New York Giants' fullback, so he doesn't score touchdowns. When he finally scored against the Philadelphia Eagles to make it a 42-7 embarrassment, he did something wonderful. Just wonderful.
That's Henry "The Rhino" Hynoski, doing just about the best imitation of a rhino a human person can do. Breathtaking really. Like we're in the tall grass of the Serengeti, and there are tsetse flies buzzing everywhere, spreading disease.