It's just like it sounds: A monkey riding a dog and herding goats while wearing an Andrew Luck jersey.
At long last, video of the monkey riding a dog during halftime of the Colts-Texans game has surfaced. And yes, the footage is as incredible as it sounds. Thanks to the magic of television, we have a GIF of this amazing halftime show.
Notice that the monkey is wearing an Andrew Luck jersey, too. Probably the most adorable thing ever.
The monkey is riding a dog to herd goats., if you're wondering. Because of course that's what it's doing. What else would monkey on a dog be doing?
The monkey-riding-dog show has been traveling the wonderful world of Indiana in recent days, stopping by the Pacers game on Friday -- footage here -- and Sunday's Colts game.
How dare Indiana hog this incredible show? The world needs more monkeys riding dogs to herd goats. You could make a killing in this cottage industry.