'Bomani & Jones': The Mockery Draft Selects Top Media-Contrived Storylines

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No offense to our own Ryan Van Bibber, whom I'm sure worked very hard on this mock draft, but miss me with all of it. All of this NFL Draft stuff. Somehow, the league has convinced the world that something that happens once could possibly be so fluid, as if anything conclusive could possibly be done in February. But America follows, largely because folks in my business know you're silly enough to do it. A whatever makes you feel good, I suppose.

For the rest of us, the arrival of the NFL Draft is great, too, because it's the end of draft coverage. To celebrate, "Bomani & Jones" will hold its first "mockery draft." Click play and find out which media-contrived sports phenomenon will go No. 1!

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