Eli Manning got his chance to host Saturday Night Live on Saturday night, and while he wasn't nearly as smooth as big brother Peyton was in his 2007 appearance, the Giants quarterback managed to get some comedic mileage out of that little brother status.
Manning played the heavy in a skit called "Little Brothers," helping kids tormented by older siblings give those tormentors their due ("Are you Eli Manning?" "Nope. I'm your worst f--king nightmare."), playing an original Xbox (yeah, I notice things like this), and taking the requisite shot at Pey-Pey ("Maybe now you'll learn to respect your little brother, Peyton!" Andy Samberg: "My name's not Peyton!").
Manning also took a shot at new Jets quarterback/punt protector nonpareil Tim Tebow, but do you really want to spend your Sunday morning watching that? No? Good, have a screencap of Eli Manning seducing you.
You are now pregnant. In 27 years, your child, often used as an Internet punching bag, will lead a soccer team to the American Cup one season after his more famous cousin does, because football will not exist by then. I hope you're happy.
More video from Manning's visit to Rockefeller Center is available at the SNL website.