This has to be one of the more ridiculous legal stories you'll see in a long time. Washington Redskins tight end Fred Davis was caught up in a bit of drama with a woman named Makini Chaka. There were allegations that Chaka was a "pimpette" and that Davis violated a protection order. And did we mention the two represented themselves in court? Because this is where it gets fun.
Take this testimony, for example, about a photo being introduced as evidence (via Washingtonian):
Davis: "As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?"
Chaka: "I do not. Let's look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?"
Judge: "I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does."
Chaka: "Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?"
Davis: "It looks like it's in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his-"
Or these allegations:
[Davis' bodyguard] claimed Chaka "often carries her ‘pimp-cup' with her, is acquainted with other well-known pimps including Bishop Don Juan (the ‘Bishop') and frequently attends the Bishop's Players' Ball with her female escorts."
The entire story is amazing, sad and funny, all at the same time. Head over and read it.