This just reeks of an attempt to make a thing out of something that's not a thing. But here we are, staring at a video of "Jaguaring." It's like Tebowing, I guess, except with a Jaguar-like pose. Dangit, Jacksonville ... stop this.
This whole thing is all sorts of awkward, from the teaching process to the cut-ups of people Jaguaring. And why does this look like a half-Thriller? Just ... what are you doing, Jacksonville? Please don't do this anymore.
When reached for comment, our Jacksonville Jaguars blogger, Alfie Crow, screamed an expletive before adding, "I quit."