Cole Beasley Ate A Bad Pregame Meal

I'm not going to say Cole Beasley isn't in shape. He's a professional football player, so I'm going to go ahead and assume he ate something bad. Or, perhaps, he had the bodily fluids knocked out of him. Whatever the case, Beasley had a reversal of fortune on the field Saturday night. And we've got the GIFs to prove it.

First there was the precursor. This was the warning shot. It was a sign of things to come.

This, friends, is where you know something is about to go really wrong. As he comes off the field, he either gives the "I'm good" or "get back or get puked on" sign. I'm guessing it was the latter, but either one works.

I'm not sure who that is to Beasley's left, but they're a braver man than I. You just saw a man kinda, sorta puke on the field. You know he isn't done. It's best to not pound him on the shoulder pad, or get anywhere near him.

Damn I missed football, you guys.