Shady McCoy does some things almost too easily. Touchdowns are supposed to be exciting, important moments. Like, for instance, for the Cleveland Browns who may not score more than half a dozen on offense all year. But McCoy is at his job.
He packed his Spiderman lunchbox with a turkey sandwich and some Baked Lays, clocked in on the old timesheet machine and put on his jersey. He's thinking about going home and catching up on The Voice episodes he taped on the DVR.
Then he went to work.
Did you hear about Johnny from HR? He's going to Sandals next week. Lucky guy.