Mike Tolbert is a stout man. A stout man with moves. Displaying more grace than the refrigerator he so closely resembles, the 5'9, 247-pound fullback ran between the tackles, and then got his dance on. Not even a celebrating offensive lineman could stop his groove.
I'm tired of seeing 'Dancing With the Stars' populated with ex-wide receivers displaying gazelle-like builds, and lithe limbs. I want more Mike Tolbert, who's with me?