You are the Arizona Cardinals. Somehow you've managed to bumble your way to a late lead over the New England Patriots. Bravo sirs, you navigated an assured loss everyone pegged you for, and found a way to beat the odds. Now is the time to get a little comfortable, and all you need to do is take a knee and run out the clock.
Oh Cardinals. It's not even funny anymore. Okay, it's still pretty funny. This could have been an absolutely nightmarish scenario, but we can laugh because Arizona won. A late shanked field goal by Stephen Gostkowski helped seal Arizona's victory, despite trying as hard as they could to beat themselves.
Let it be marked in the annals of history: On September 16th, 2012– the New England Patriots out-Cardinaled the Cardinals.