Here is the saddest fan with the saddest sign. This is the saddest thing. You may want to look away.
You don't think that's sad? You may want to peep this close-up, then.
Kid's wearing a helmet at a football game, man. To top it off, it looks like he's wearing chinderwear.
What would be the only way to make this kid's sign sadder? Maybe something like:
Believe you're in
(The game is on ESPN.)