An Atlanta sporting event draws near, which means it's time for footage of the Georgia Aquarium. It can never go unfilmed. This time, at least, we have exceptional Georgia Aquariaum footage.
America, allow me to expose to you the inner workings of a vast anti-otter conspiracy:
Is this what we want animal football to be?
There is, as always, an O-animal alternative in one Colin Kaepernick for the less sophisticated: