The 2013 NFL season has passed the quarter mark. What better way to survey where things stand than with a subjective list attempting to define which teams are the best and which ones have absolutely no hope for the next three months?
Here are last week's power rankings. While the top two teams are the same, New Orleans has climbed into third place, thanks to an undefeated run that's been more impressive than New England's 4-0 start (the Patriots were No. 3 last week). On the other end of the list, the NFC East continues its slide. In between, the other teams moved around just enough to infuriate or delight fans, somewhat irrationally.
Dive in, and don't forget to leave your thoughts in the comments.
Denver has won 15 regular season games in a row now, all by at least seven points. Is there anything that can stop the Broncos from their hellish ride of destruction -- besides themselves?
Seattle's defense is pretty good at stopping things, quarterbacks in particular. The Texans nearly had that one in the bag, until Richard Sherman accepted that pick-six from Matt Schaub. Oh, Bruce Irvin comes back this week, and Percy Harvin should be around in time for the holidays.
The 17 points the Dolphins scored ties a season high in points allowed for the Saints defense. All Drew Brees did was throw four touchdown passes, and the Saints kept right on steamrolling expectations.
This is the most "meh" Patriots team since the one Matt Cassel quarterbacked. But they win. What else is new?
Just when we got all aflutter about Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman, the old version shows up to torpedo a game.
Did Andy Dalton get things straightened out yet?
Andrew Luck is 14-6 as a starter now. Of all the quarterback taken first overall in the draft since the merger, only John Elway has as many wins in his first 20 games. It's not a stretch now, with the way Houston's playing, to think that the AFC South goes through Indianapolis like it used to.
Andy Reid swept through most of the NFC East last month, and the Chiefs are 4-0 for the first time since 2003. You can't argue with results.
With the injuries and losses on the offensive side of the ball, you can expect up-and-down play from the Ravens this season. However, losing to Buffalo and throwing five picks in the process ...
10. Houston Texans
You're so totally going to regret burning that Matt Schaub jersey. Or maybe not. Because pick-sixes or not, do you really think Matt Schaub is the kind of player you tell your grandkids about?
11. Miami Dolphins
It was such a good start for Ryan Tannehill until it wasn't. That's what happens when the offensive line is an afterthought. That's 18 sacks taken by the second-year signal caller now.
The Packers are struggling, but a win this week over the Lions would push the world's axis, or at least the NFC North's, closer to where you'd expect it to be.
Jim Harbaugh owes Jeff Fisher a steak dinner or something in return for a free tune-up last Thursday. Was it enough? A game against the Texans this week will tell us more.
14. Detroit Lions
Give Scott Linehan some credit here too. He's got Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson and Reggie Bush working in perfect harmony. Factor in the defensive line duo of Ndamukong Suh and Nick Fairley, who are now adding touchdowns of their own, and the Lions look like a threat to steal the division crown.
15. Tennessee Titans
Just when Jake Locker was becoming a viable starting quarterback, he gets hurt. Can the Titans sustain their momentum without him?
16. Atlanta Falcons
Those red zone statistics are ugly (1-for-6 against the Patriots). Something has to change, and fast, if Mike Smith's going get this team to the playoffs for a fourth consecutive year.
Hey, it's Philip Rivers, above-average quarterback. I remember him.
18. Dallas Cowboys
I got hate mail last week when I suggested that the Cowboys were bound for their best 8-8 season under Jason Garrett. I misspoke. I meant 7-9 season. But save your hate mail -- that's good enough for a division title and a home playoff game this year.
19. New York Jets
Even when you're not butt fumbling, you're butt fumbling. To be fair, Geno Smith will be fine with experience and some additional talent around him.
If you were waiting for Ron Rivera to get fired this weekend, I hope you used that time to make a nice thank-you gift for Tom Coughlin and the Giants.
21. Cleveland Browns
Is Brian Hoyer elite? Let's just go ahead and get that conversation started, responsibility be damned.
23. Buffalo Bills
E.J. Manuel is the first rookie quarterback to defeat the defending Super Bowl champs ... in September. Hey, put all the qualifiers you want onto that, Manuel's having a well-managed start to his career. There's hope in Buffalo.
The Cardinals bounced back from a 10-point deficit in the fourth quarter for a win over the Bucs on Sunday. Never underestimate a big-armed QB late in the game and Greg Schiano's incompetency.
26. St. Louis Rams
It was old home night in St. Louis, as the team welcomed back legends like Eric Dickerson, Kurt Warner and others. On the field, Jeff Fisher choreographed his own salute to the past with an homage to the Rich Brooks-era Rams.
28. New York Giants
It's an NFC East twofer, because what else is there to say? Two terrible secondaries. Good quarterbacks playing like backups. There were visible signs of the old RGIII in Washington's win over the Raiders, and Eli Manning connected with Victor Cruz like it was 2011.
The last time the Steelers started the season 0-4 was 1968, the same year Richard Nixon was elected president. Speaking of Nixon, if he were around to call in plays to Nixon-esque Todd Haley, it might actually help.
30. Oakland Raiders
Matt Flynn was so bad that Dennis Allen criticized him in a Monday press conference. Hell, he took a veiled shot at the decision to trade for him in the first place. Easy does it, buster. Mark Davis might just hold that against you, unless he holds it against Reggie McKenzie first.
When in doubt, crash the other team's victory formation, take the ball and go home. It's only slightly more looney than leaning on your rookie quarterback to preserve a double-digit lead. In some dystopian future, Greg Schiano will be a great coach.
Countdown to Clowney (or Teddy Ticker, since Blaine Gabbert isn't really a long-term solution): Seven months and eight days.